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Escape to Derbyshire

Harthill Hall

There’s one thing China doesn’t have and that’s proper countryside. What China does have is debatable, but certainly there aren’t rolling hills of dry stone walls, bleating sheep and lung-fulls of fresh country air.

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England, on the other hand is full of it. Having taken that for granted all these years we got back on track with a few days in the middle of the Peak District next to a little town called Bakewell in a country home called Harthill Hall. It’s beautiful – 3 of Derbyshire’s highlights:

The village of Eyam , where infected Northerners went head to head against the plague by isolating themselves and sitting it out. One fierce women caught it, went delirious, drank a pint of pig fat and was cured.

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The Devils Arse or Peak Cavern where Northerners used to live underground, the tour guide still seems to and with an evening or two spare you can travel the underground path to Matlock!

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Chatsworth House set in about 10 square kilometers of the Duke of Devonshire’s estate. Climbing to the Hunting tower at the top of the hill behind the House one can soak in Landed Gentry owned terrain as far as the eye can see.

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Flying home

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An entirely full flight. Half a day. Rice or noodles. Two sad movies (Buried & Never Let Me Go) grumpy Russians and soon enough the island is in sight; smiling up from below the clouds with promises of pork pies, apple crumble and proper cheese.

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Southwold Beach Hut Bargains

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Southwold. Picturesque village of two dozen seafood restaurants, the Adnams brewery and beach huts that sell for thirty thousand pounds.

Nothing expresses the Englishman’s love for the sea more than how much we’re willing to pay for a two square meter shed in which to eat our fish and chips.

It’s the same at all points of the British coast. A hut in Dorset sold for £250k. That’s up the luxury end, though, with electricity and running water. £30k just get’s you four walls and space for a deckchair or two.

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An hour or two with a paper breathing in the fresh sea air and the price might not sound too crazy. Convinced? Sign up to www.beach-huts.com and be prepared for a five year wait.

Thames Town

Thames Town

We had heard it existed but I’m not sure who from. Thames Town is a place which rings a bell with most Shanghai people… yet they’re not sure why.

To set the record straight, Thames town is a wholly built, fully functioning copy of a small English town. Complete with everything you would expect from an English town… except the people.

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There’s a high street of shops, with names like “mike’s records’ and ‘the fish bar’. All of them are empty, shells. It’s eerie to walk around. There are the cobbles, the wooden beams, the double yellow lines, the telephone boxes and street after street of nothing. It looks deserted. In fact it was never used in the first place, barely anyone came.

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Only a couple places, including Ruth’s bar, have actually stuck it out. Probably serving 10 covers a day they’ve got a menu written only in Chinese and don’t serve English food. The German bar doesn’t open until 4pm.

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The problem? It’s in the middle of nowhere for one thing (sorry to those who live in Songjiang). It’s a monumental £500m white Chinese elephant and never took off. Even their website hasn’t been updated since the the month it opened in 2006. Supposedly all the properties were snapped up as investments, now they’re trying to sell them. Posters with telephone numbers are stuck in apartment windows around town, the ones within reach are being covered by Haibao stickers to keep up appearances.

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It’s like walking around a huge film set where a handful of people accidentally live. Across from the church is what looks like an arcade of shops but walk through a open fire escape and it’s like the Truman Show.

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Around a corner is a little make up studio. Thames town’s only real business. Couples who’ve come to have their wedding photos in front of a pew-less church a bronze statue of James Bond.

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A few more photos here.

 
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